Joe Biden gets a sexual assault accuser of his own

Over the years, we've cracked a few jokes about VP Biden, from his gaffes to his quick hands. Yesterday, we learned that a woman is accusing V.P. Biden of a little too much touching, or something like that.  Her name is Lucy Flores: I found my way to the holding room for the speakers, where everyone was chatting, taking photos, and getting ready to speak to the hundreds of voters in the audience.  Just before the speeches, we were ushered to the side of the stage where we were lined up by order of introduction.  As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders.  I froze.  "Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?" I felt him get closer to me from behind.  He leaned further in and inhaled my hair.  I was mortified.  I thought to myself, "I didn't wash my hair today and the vice-president...(Read Full Post)
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